House Warming Shin Dig

Y'all, I purchased a crib & you are cordially invited to the first house warming shindig. The house is far as fuck and is in Hamilton and this will be a Rager so prepare accordingly.

TL;DR: BBQ/house-warming at my crib, BYOB/D, Pot-Luck (Meat for grill), Must RSVP to attend, bring Tents and/or sleeping mattresses', Bring lawn chairs/camping chairs

Why: First Crib/Rager
Where: 9704 Haldibrook Rd, Caledonia, ON N3W 2G9
When: Saturday, June 10
Who: Peepz deemed worthy
What: Rager Turnup 2000

House Rules:

  1. RSVP via the form below & if you plan on bringing someone TELL ME AHEAD OF TIME - like a BF or GF or like 1-2 friends cause you don't know a lot of my friends or Strippers or someone I missed - no random people or people I purposely didn't invite. You come with random people - you get the fuck out of my house. You call me the day of the party and ask if you can bring your Boi - you get the fuck out of my house.
  2. Try to carpool if you can cause it's far as fuck. In terms of parking - there's a copious amount of spaces so no issue here.
  3. Everyone is welcome to sleep-over but you need to get the fuck out of my house by the afternoon of Sunday. In terms of where to sleep - it's a big enough property to fit multiple tents and there are 2 unoccupied rooms. You will be responsible for air mattresses/pillows/blankets etc. 
  4. There might be illicit substances. If you're not comfortable with this, change rooms. If it's a bigger issue, don't attend.
  5. Weather-Permitting - this will be a BBQ and the pool will be open. Bring some meat for the grill - vegetables are not allowed on my property ;). If there's enough time and I can set it up - there will be a Pig-Roast & Lamb-Roast.
  6. BYOB & BYOD.
  7. Don't touch my dog Spike - he will bite your dick off. You leave him alone and he'll leave you alone.
  8. As this is a new crib & I don't have furniture, please bring lawn chairs and/or camping chairs. 
  9. No Fights. No Thirsty Mans & Thirsty Broads. No Drama. No Stealing. No Fiends.

Confirmed Guests

  1. Sanj
  2. Miles Tjandrawidjaja
  3. JP The Captain
  4. Easy Breezy Chris Neezy
  5. Justin & Chelsey
  6. Yaj
  7. Olive & BF
  8. Ryan & Nina
  9. D'ang & Varia
  10. Ierullo & Andrea
  11. Gelo
  12. Marcuse
  13. Vincent 
  14. Danny G & Jeff & 2 Broads 
  15. NateDogg De Lima & Kristen
  16. Brian Ly & Diana 
  17. Larizza D
  18. Christina B
  19. Savage Chronicles - who the fuck? 
  20. ROSEY IS THE BEST PALAKUMAR
  21. Pam K & Jerry
  22. Payam Don
  23. Vino

Da Crib